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Pick-up Artist Story #1: $8 to my name
I'll add a story to this wonderful collection.
I went out Friday night to a local trendy bar with my good buddy and a couple of my overweight friends. My buddy gets A LOT of attention from the girls at bars, so we usually always have fun when we go out together. On the other hand my overweight buddies have ZERO confidence, so I thought it would be a good lesson for them to learn how to pick up chicks from my friend and I. The night started out pretty slow, so we went out to the patio to start checking out the girlies. After a few minutes we gathered in one corner next to a couple of girls. These two girls were not hot, probably both 5's on my scale. But at this point nothing else was happening so I decided to start talking with them. I noticed that they were both smoking(nasty) but one of the girl's still had incredibly white teeth. So I went up to her and said, "I didn't know smoking keeps your teeth so white." She immediately ate it up and laughed and started talking with me. Her friend who was also smoking joined in on the conversation. So after a little "fluffing," I decided it was time to get something from these girls. The white teeth chick was finishing her beer when I said, "So when are you going to buy me a drink??" She goes "Excuse me??" "Isn't that YOUR JOB??" I laughed and said, "Not in this fairy tale."  Her friend then jumped in and tried to act like she was too good and would not buy me a beer at any costs. Just then she ran out of cigarettes and asked me to go buy her a pack. I said "give me some cash??" So at first she tried to act like she didn't have enough money(that was a test to sucker me into paying) and I gave her the look that said "yeah right." She smiled and gave me a $5 bill. I then decided to push these 2 girls even further and said. "I'm going out of my way for 2 strangers to go pick up their cigarettes, so what's in it for me??" One of the girls goes, "I'll buy you that beer you asked about earlier." I smiled and agreed. The 2 overweight guys wanted to go with me and on the way over they go, "How did you do that??" I played stupid and said, "Do what?" They go, "you totally got these girls to buy you a drink and pay for their cigarettes?" I said "that's the way it SHOULD BE!!" I got back and she had my beer waiting for me and then I immediately noticed that one of the girls was totally into my good buddy. The white teeth girl then suddenly started becoming quiet interested in me. She says, "You know, I don't even know your name yet??" (That's a BIG indicator of interest). My other 2 overweight friends were standing right there next to me and she completely ignored them. So we ended up hanging out with these girls for the whole night and right before the bar was closing, the white teeth girl decides that she's going to give us her 1st impressions of me and my 2 overweight friends. In the meantime the other girl and my buddy are completely playing tonsil hockey at the next table. Back to the white teeth girl. She looks at me and says, "You’re the type of guy who goes out a lot and gets a good amount of attention from girls. But you definitely don't look your age(23), you look like your about 20." I can tell by the way you've been talking to me the whole night that you KNOW how to talk to girls but it seems like you get bored easily." I responded by saying, "Most of the girls I meet get hooked waaay too easily. Once I meet someone who's on my level, then maybe I'll stay interested longer."  Now keep in mind, I really had NO interest in this girl, she was somewhat cute, but nothing near my normal standards. But since the night was ending I decided it would be fun to tease her and see exactly how interested she was in me. At this point I initiated kino on her shoulders/back and closed the distance between us at the table.
My two overweight friends then asked her for her 1st impression of them. She laughed and said, to both of them, "you guys seem like you lack confidence, and at the same time you try TOO HARD. I think you try really hard to get a girl's number but NEVER DO!!" Keep in mind both of these guys are complete AFC's, so they respond by saying, "You’re exactly RIGHT!!" They then plead with her to find them some girls, because they can't get any. I interrupted and said, "I'm pretty hungry, a cheeseburger sounds pretty good." The girl says, "Oh that does sound good." "Let's go get one." I said, "As long as you’re paying, I'm eating." I was joking at this point, but she totally thought I was serious and goes, "OK, that's cool, I'll buy you some food." So we went and got some food. In the truck ride it was my overweight buddy driving, the white teeth girl and me. We were listening to an old Gun's n Roses song, when the girl goes I LOVE COLDPLAY!! My buddy goes, "this isn't Coldplay, but do you want to hear that, I'll look for it."(Total AFC) Keep in mind the restaurant was 2 blocks away and he was totally going out of his way to please her. When we sat down in the both, the girl sat across from me. I said, "white teeth girl, I totally saved a seat for you right here." Again keep in mind, I'm totally trying to fuck with this girl's head." She smiles and comes to sit by me." My buddy ended up getting his cock sucked by the other girl.. and the white teeth girl was BEGGIN' for me to bust a move on her. I started touching her stomach and she was showing my how her ass sticks out of her pants because she "can't wear any underwear with them." I started joking with her and said, "you know, I'm a virgin." She goes, "it's ok, I've had sex with virgins before." I laughed hysterically and said "cool." She then laughed and said, "Seriously, how many partners have you had." I said, "I can count them all on one hand." She then said, "yeah right, when I guy says he's only had a few partners, you know he's a man-whore." Anyway, these girls were from LA, so we went out to the parking lot and said our goodbyes. Just before they left, the other girl who my buddy hooked up with runs up to me and says. "you know, we were kinda butting heads earlier, but I think you’re so AWESOME, I want to hang out with you sometime, it would be so much fun." I said, "Butting heads???" "Your little mind games don't phase me, I know a lot of chumps fall for that shit but not me." She then said, "I know, your buddy was telling me that you’re quite the ladies man."  I started laughing and went home.
The moral of this LONG-ASS story was to show you how you can flip the tables on girls when you go out. Girls are use to chumps and guys buying them things. Fuck that shit, if you act confident and use your PUA skills you can get anything you want. I only had $8 that night. I ended up having 4 beers, and a full meal for that price. You can't beat that....
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