So last night my good bud and I decide to go out and see what we can find out a local hot spot. We walk in and right away my buddy notices a couple of people he use to work with. There's one HB7.5 but she was married and only 22!!! She got married the day she turned 18!! What a shame. Anyway, she use to want my buddy's nuts when they worked together and I jumped right in there and threw down the C/F with her. Her husband was a cool guy, but completely a whipped little biatch. She even mentioned that she "has him trained just the way she likes him" and he sat there and said nothing. Anyway, after 20 minutes of talking with her, I had her giving me big hugs and touching(IOI) me quite a bit. Not as much as she was hanging all over my buddy because of their previous history, but still a good amount. They left around 11:30 well, because they're married! LOL

At this point the night was not looking good as far as HB's goes. So I decided to do some warm-up chats by talking to the cocktail waitress. If you remember a while back I posted a lesson about "warming up." Warming up is basically putting your mind in the right frame of mind to work your game with HB's. Its much like a warm up set and stretch when your working a certain body part to prepare you for the battle ahead. So I chatted up a cocktail waitress HB6.5 for about 10 minutes. She was bringing my buddy and I our drinks the rest of the night and since there was nothing else there we decided to kill time talking to her while we waited for the alcohol to hit us. Then it happened!!

We were out on the patio and a HB8.5 walks through the door with a group of 3 friends. This girl was SMOKIN' HOT! Probably the hottest girl I've seen in the last 2 months. She was petite with a nice size rack, shoulder length blonde hair, fake-n-bake tan, piercing blue eyes and nice little piercing to the left of her nose. I have no idea what the piercing is called its a little tiny dot a few inches to the left of her nose. Anyways, it was very sexy. Its still very HOT in So Cal so she dressed accordingly. She was wearing a tight, tiny peach tank top, with teenie weenie booty jean shorts, with a 2 inch sandal heel. So while we are still chatting with the waitress I keep looking over her shoulder in the direction of the HB8.5. The HB8.5 was probably standing 10 feet away from us, but there were about 15 people in between my buddy and I and her group. So finally we get rid of the cocktail waitress and I tell my buddy about the HB8.5. She was by far the hottest girl out on the patio and I knew a lot of AFC chumps with liquid courage(alcohol) would approach her right away. I tell my buddy to watch the spectacle.

The first dude that approaches is a little 1980's looking bad boy. He had a black motorcycle shirt on and short with a completely bald head (Mr.Clean Style), with a thick moustache and goatee. He didn't waste a second and just walked straight up to her. At first I thought they knew each other but it became apparent real quick that she couldn't stand this dude. At this point I made some strong EC with her and held it for a extra second or two. I tapped my buddy on the shoulder (he was smoking and talking to some other old friends) and I tell him that I made good EC with the HB8.5. He says "are you sure she was looking at you?" To his credit there were a group of 3 guys to the left of us, a big group of guys and girls to the right of us and 2 guys standing slightly in front of us. So I tell my buddy that I'm pretty damn sure she's looking. I knew that this was not the right time to approach (ignoring the 3 second rule) because every guy was taking his turn. I wanted her to know that I was different, and I didn't want her to think I was just like the rest of those chumps. Furthermore she was such a SHB that she was use to the cheesy approaches every time she goes out and I wanted her to work harder for my attention. So we maintain our position and she once again looks over at me and makes really strong EC. I looked back and didn't flinch, and I didn't smile or give her anything to build off as well. This was a calculated move as well because like I mentioned, she was such a SHB that I didn't want her to have the advantage already. So the next group of chumps to approach the SHB8.5 were the group of 3 standing to the left of us. These guys were completely overdressed for the bar we were at. One guy was wearing the whole collared shirt tucked in with dress slacks and dress shoes. I don’t know if he just got of work and came straight there, but he looked like he was only 21-22. So he takes his chance and trys to work his game with her but she doesn't seem interested that much and again looks over in our direction. I tell my buddy again that she is DEFINITELY looking at one of us. So my buddy starts pushing me and says, "go over there and talk to her." I explain to him why its a bad idea at this moment and he agrees. We do however move about 5 feet forward. Were know close enough to hear the SHB's conversation and decide what's going on. I hear the SHB tell the GQ dork that she was glad the motorcycle bad boy walked away after they walked up to her. I listened to their conversation for another minute and was trying to decide what angle to use to approach her. Remember you should always try and figure out if she's a SHB with a bitch shield attitude, or if she's a HB who's very approachable attitude. So my buddy and I walk back over to the corner of the patio where we can't hear her anymore and notice AGAIN that she's making EC in our direction. Right after this she abruptly cuts off the GQ dork in the middle of their conversation and walks inside with her girlfriends. She was much hotter than any of her girlfriends, which just made her look that much better.

She tells my buddy that she's going inside and we quickly follow. Right when we walk inside her and her girlfriends grabbed a table. All her girlfriends were sitting in the booth and she was kneeling on the edge of table in a baseball catcher stance. There was good music playing inside and while still in this position she was shaking her ass side to side. At this bar when you walk in from the patio the first thing you see are these tables, so her ass shaking routine kind of caught us off guard. Me and my buddy start walking past their table and I see her shaking her ass and look over in their direction. And then out of nowhere she goes "Hey come here!" Her tone of voice was very enthusiastic and excited. So lead the way and walk straight up to her. She's smiling real big and I walk up and say:

HB: (Grabs my hand) Hey what's up!!
SH: How are you? (seductive tone of voice)
HB: I'm good.
SH: By the way thanks for the entertainment outside. We had a GREAT time watching every guy outside approach you, especially Mr.Clean


At this point I was pretty buzzed, I had a couple beers and 2 huge cups of Long Island Ice Tea. Also while I was telling her about the entertainment outside, she is making good EC with me and takes off her jacket and arches her back to "pretend" she's stretching
She tells me that she works at a Brewing Company bar/resturant out in Riverside. She tells me her job is great blah blah blah.

Out of no where she grabs one of her girlfriend’s empty glasses, puts down her full beer and says she'll try and get another one. I tell her I want to go and see it for myself.

HB: You can't go, then there going to know and it won't work.
SH: No, no don't worry I'll stand 10 feet away from you once you approach and go in for the kill.

She quickly agrees, grabs the empty glass and grabs me to go with her. My buddy was just chillin' talking with her friends during this time. So the SHB walks up immediately to a group of 3 guys. I can't hear a word she's saying but within 10 seconds I see her point at her empty glass and put this puppy dog look on her face. The guy she's talking to is completely in "aw" that such a fine ass girl would talk to him. But after a couple of minutes the guys walk away from her. She comes right back running up to me while I'm shaking my head to make her think I'm disappointed in her. And she says:

HB: Wait, let me tell you what happened with that one.
SH: No, no, let me tell you how to work this. You obiviously don't know me. I'm the KING of getting free drinks.
HB: (Listening) Ok, ok
SH: First of all you have to approach guys who are standing by the bar. Then you have to talk to them for a few minutes, smile alot, laugh at WHATEVER they say and act like your really interested in what they have to say.
Then when they're about to order they're next drink they'll automatically ask you what you want.
HB: Ok, ok, I'll try your way.

While she's still talking to me some fat ass mo-fo who is on crutches grabs her to say "hi" because he was one of the guys trying to work his "game" with her outside. He says something and she says something back and then he points at me, to kinda say "who is he." So she ditches the fat ass and walks up to another guy in his group who is sitting by the bar. She starts chatting him up and smiling just like a told her. After about 7 minutes I'm still standing back there and she keeps on looking back to make sure that I'm still there. So I talk on the phone while I'm waiting so I don't look completely pathetic just standing there like a chump. Then another 5 minutes pass and I'm thinking she might not get the drink. Right then the bartender comes up to them and I see the AFC put to fingers up to the bartender and he comes back with a couple of shots. So she takes a shot with the AFC. They continue chatting for another few minutes and then I see the dood buy her another beer!!! OMG, I started laughing and she looked back and smiled. Then I realized that to stay in complete Alpha form that I had to go walk away because otherwise I would look very needy just waiting for her for 15 minutes. So I start walking away in the opposite direction and she catches me walking away and I just smile.

I went to the bathroom and it was about 15 minutes before closing. I was the only one in the bathroom besides the dude who gives you napkins and candy in the bathroom. So we start chatting and I'm telling him that I'm having a great night blah blah blah. Two seconds later the SHB shows up outta nowhere and walks right into the guy's bathroom and grabs me on my shoulders and says:

HB: DID YOU SEE THAT (SMILING)
SH: (I pause and look at her hands on me and say) What are you doing in the MENS BATHROOM!!
HB: (She completely ignores my question and keeps smiling and says): Did you see did you see!!



So I grab her and tell the bathroom attendant to have a good night. She tells me she's going to the little girl's room and she'll be right back. I think she thought that I would be a AFC and wait for her to get out of the bathroom but I started walking back out towards the bar when I HB7.5 walks out of the bathroom. We both look over at eachother and she smiles and I say:

SH: How's your night going??
HB: OMG, you'll never believe what some guy said to me tonight?
SH: What did he say to you?
HB: He walks up to me and tells me that he loves my outift but that he saw me wearing the same thing 2 months ago.
SH: That's a little stockerish if you ask me.
HB: I know, but he must have been lying because 2 months ago it was freakin' HOT it was summer!! (She was wearing jeans and a huge coat.)
SH: Umm...
HB: Btw I'm Kelli, what's your name? IOI
SH: Nice to meet you Kelli, I'm Sauce-head
HB: You have really nice eyes and eyelashes, I'm sure you get that all the time but I just wanted to tell you that.
SH: No I don't get that all the time(I lied I do ) that's very sweet of you.
HB: Anyway, back to that dumb guy, then he says, I bet your name is Cindy, as in Cindy Crawford.
SH: Are you serious! And guys in Orange County wonder why they are lonely.

During this time the SHB8.5 walks out of the bathroom and towards me and the other HB. She looks at me as if to say, your talking to her!! And looks at me and I say "wait wait, I'm almost done." So the SHB waits up for me and I still take another 3 minutes and she says, "I'll be outside, come over there when your done." She didn't sound to happy when she said this, but I didn't think much of it then. So I finished talking to the HB7.5 and we find out that I know her older brothers. She tells me about her job (hair stylist) blah blah blah and I tell her that she seems like a fun party "buddy" and that we should hang out. She agrees and asks me for my number. I laugh and say, you either give me your number, we exchange numbers or nobody get's anything. She smiles and we exchange numbers. My buddy comes up to us during this time and I introduce them and walk away to go find the SHB. The reason I did this was because the place was closing in 5 minutes. So I look around the bar and see the SHB walking towards the exit. I stop her and say: "Where are you going???" She says" I'm leaving" I say "alright that's cool and smile." I probably should have number closed her right there but I know where she works. She lives about 30-35 minutes away which is a litte further then I'd like to travel, but GOD DAMN she so AMAZINGLY HOT. So I'll probably visit her at work in a couple of weeks.

Lesson of the story. Super Hot Babes are use to being approached a million times a night. Most of the guys say the same old recycled prep school bullshit and the girl automatically writes the guy off as a chump. My theory is to ignore the 3 second rule, I think it makes a girl feel suffocated. Sit back and wait, have good distance flirting and then approach your target after all the chumps have had their turn. This method can be applied to ANY situation, the HB in your class, the HB at the gym, the HB at work or at bars and clubs.


The other lesson I learned is Super Hot Babes get jealous much easier than HB's or cute girls. I thought that talking with the other HB would qualify myself better in the SHB's eyes but it seems that she got a little taken off guard by this because she's SO use to guys paying all their attention to her. I'll have an update on this biatch if I go to her work soon.

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