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Written by Sauce-Head
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Tuesday, 20 October 2009 02:55 |
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So you guys remember that party I went to recently? Ok well I'd like to take a minute to tell you why your chances of getting laid at a party are extremely high because of the knowledge you have.
At that party I went to there is this dude I see all the time. Really cool guy, outgoing, social and he really knows how to make some killer shots Anyway, as the night was progressing I was talking to as many girls as I could. Well towards the end of the night this dude comes up to me and in a very serious tone says "Hey bro, I need to talk to you about something." So he takes me in the other room and says this:
"Hey, I saw you flirting with Katie, and just to let you know I'm taking her out next week, so watch yourself."
I responded back the way I thought he wanted me to just so I could end the conversation. Inside my head I was laughing me brains out. "He's taking her out next week??" LOL I'm sure the bitch is really interested since she was laughing at everything I said, hugging me and flirting with plenty of my bros.
After the party we all went out to get some food to absorb all that alcohol and this girl Katie comes along. At the restaurant there were about 10 of us and we all sat where we could around the table. I get a phone call from one this dude telling me that he and Mr. AFC are rolling over too. When they get to the restaurant my good buddy is sitting by Katie. Mr.AFC puts this look on his face like "you better let me sit by her." So my buddy gets up, laughing and let's him sit by Katie.
A few days later I find out that this dude has known Katie, for over a year and he somehow thinks that he's going to score with her. I saw him at school and he told me how much he likes this girl and how he's never felt this way about a girl and blah blah blah....
Does this sound familiar to some of you RAFC's??? This story hasn't ended because we have plenty of parties coming up but do you really think he'll get her......NOPE! Sad part is, she's so easy to convince I think she'd be quite an easy lay. She's about a HB 7, so nothing spectacular, if she was I'd try and jump in and get some.
My point is when you guys go to social events and you check everyone out, don't think, "Oh I'm fucked because that guy is a stud." I'd hope your "chick training" months have wised you up beyond this stupid assumptions. I'm not going to lie though, if you’re a good looking guy, your job is that much easier, you don't have to perfect your game as much as a normal joe would. But don't ever think you’re defeated before you battle.
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