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Written by Sauce-Head
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:40 |
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Pick-up Artist Lesson #1: Being Prepared
To get girls, you have to have a lot of factors working together for you. But the single area that you have the most control over is your appearance. Its a known fact that to create chemistry with a girl you have to know how to connect with her emotions. Well taking excellent care of yourself will automatically trigger part of her emotions right off the bat. Think about that for a second. You don't even have to say a word to the girl and she'll already be more willing to talk to you because you've triggered her emotions with your appearance. With that being said, here are the guidelines to follow for your appearance.
1-Workout Consistently- Ok, I'm not saying that you have to look like Arnold or some Calvin Klein underwear model, but you should definitely go to the gym 3-5x a week and get yourself in decent shape.
2-Wear nice clothes- By "nice" I don't mean Gucci or Armani, just wear clean clothes that fit your body type and style. I think the most important thing here is to find a look that fits you. If you're a skinny piece of shit, don't go wearing XXL football jerseys and huge baggy pants. That will just magnify the fact that you're incredibly underweight. Get a pair of white shoes and black shoes. You can wear those colors with anything and it will show a girl you have a sense of style.
3-Keep all areas clean- Girls are very perceptive. They notice the smallest details about you. Get your haircut regularly. Keep all your nails clipped and clean. Make sure if you have facial hair it's always looking good. If you have a fat goatee, then keep it combed, it's hair isn't it. Get a beard trimmer if you have that stubble look and keep it trim. Don't have a uni-brow, go to your mom's bathroom and bust out the tweezers. Same deal goes for nose hairs. As far as other body hair goes, I trim everywhere else. Most girls, well the hot ones, usually only like hair on your head and little bit above your unit.
4-Skin care- Take good care of your skin. Most guys wash their face with soap and water and that's it. I like to go in the steam room after I work out, and eat a lot of fruit. You will be surprised, its makes a huge difference in the way your skin looks. Besides you don't want to break out the night before you hang out with a hot girl.
If you put these four factors together, you should have a higher self-esteem. This will make you more confident which is half the battle with the girls.
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Written by Sauce-Head
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 22:48 |
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Pick-up Artist Lesson #2: Creating Attraction
When most guys hear a girl say "I'm so attracted to him," they automatically think the girl is referring to the guy's looks. WRONG!!!!! When a girl says she's attracted to a guy it’s much more than looks, if at all. All these years, we've been bred to think the way to a girl's heart is to buy her gifts, call her a lot to show how much you care and put her above anything else. Well in the real world that's the furthest thing from the truth. Now most guys who realize this are quick to say, "To get chicks you have to be an asshole." That's not true either. Why would a girl want to be with an asshole?? To create attraction you need to understand these 3 principles:
1.) Knowing what to say
2.) Knowing how to say it
3.) Knowing when to say it
Let me explain each of these in more detail:
1-Knowing what to say-If you know what to say to a girl, then you'll get every girl you've every wanted. So how do you know what to say?? Its actually pretty easy. Say the unexpected. The unexpected is what she subconsciously wants to hear, but when you say it, she'll say your mean and hit you. I am naturally pretty funny, according to all my friends and family. So I use this to my advantage to bust on the girl and give her a hard time in a non-threatening type of way.
2-Knowing how to say it-Your voice tone is SOOOOO IMPORTANT!! Watch a Brad Pitt movie. Analyze his voice in some of the lines he says. Fight Club is actually a really good example of this because Edward Norton's tone of voice is like a mouse who got kicked in the nuts. So you have a perfect example of how to sound and how you shouldn't sound. Pitt's voice is deep and manly. If you think he just naturally talks that way, then you're fooling yourself. He practices at it, I can assure you of this. Girls find this very seductive. The best place to practice your tone of voice is on your cell phone voice mail. Think about the advantages of this. Whenever girls call you and you don't pick up, they can hear your voice which will trigger some of their emotions again.
3-Knowing when to say it- The "when to say it" part is not exactly what it seems like. It basically means to say what you're going to say within the context of the subject. Meaning, if you guys are having a conversation about the beach, don't change the subject and talk about school.
The basis of creating attraction is making sure you act like a man. Girls are not attracted to wussies. A wussy is someone who is her "best friend" dieing in agony, hoping one day he might suddenly get to fuck her. He became a wussy by calling her a lot, agreeing with everything she says and putting her above himself. Don't be that guy. Always remember, that YOU are the most important person in your world. Take care of yourself FIRST then focus on others. Being a man means having an opinion on things. If a girl says something and asks you how you feel, don't just agree with it because you think that's what she wants to hear. Tell her your side without starting an argument. Agreeing with her all the time will also put you in the wussy category. Often girls have tests. The will say some outrageous bullshit to you, just to see if you agree or finally have an opinion and disagree.
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Written by Sauce-Head
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:13 |
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Pick-up Artist Lesson #3: The True Pick Up Artist Bill of Rights
1.) Thou shall always be talking to a minimum of 3-5 girls. Talking to only 1 shall result in the terminal disease called ONE-ITIS! This disease is always fatal and because it is so severe, it has 2 stages.
Common symptom of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any girl you've met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is very innocent and moral.
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone for 1-2 hours when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Beth in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to analyze her actions.
-when asking for advice, you explain EVERY LITTLE FUCKIN' DETAIL about what she was wearing and how she smiled at you at 1:00pm so the listener can "understand completely."
-thinking you're different from the 1,0000000000000 other "good guy friends" she has.
2.) Thou shall not throw away any opportunity to practice your pimping skills.
I don't care if you have to practice on 13 year olds, grandma's, hookers etc. As long as they are female, sharpen your PUA skills to perfection.
3.) Thou shall use girls to get other girls.
Always take girls with you when you go out, because once other girls see you they'll become intrigued and want to find out what all the fuss is about.
4.) Thou shall not choose one girl over another.
If more than one girl wants you, don't choose. Bang both of them until one leaves. That way you get the best of both world's 
5.) Finally, Thou shall read all pages in this series, so Sauce-Head does not have to fuckin' repeat himself over and over and over.
This is self explanatory. If I don't have to repeat the same shit over and over, we have more time and space to discuss advanced pimpin' techniques.
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Written by Sauce-Head
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Thursday, 18 June 2009 23:55 |
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Pick-up Artist Lesson #3: Perception
Everyone judges someone when the initially meet them. Whether they try to or not, they judge them. Well perception is key with girls. Let's say Billy-Bob is a virgin who has never even kissed a girl. He studies up and learns the skills of becoming a pick-up artist. He then applies these skills to the next girl he meets. The girl will walk away thinking he's a great catch. She'll think he gets tons of hot girls, he's slept with a lot of hot girls and he can get more hot girls whenever he wants. This is what you want to do. You want to create a impressive image in the girl's mind and make her wonder about you. This is commonly what's referred to as being mysterious. So with that being said, here are the rules of perception.
1.) Being busy- Let's say a hot girl you've been trying to bang calls you up today. So when your small talking she'll eventually say, "what did you do today?" Here's how a true pick up artist would respond. "Well I actually just walked in the door as the phone was ringing, I've been busy running all types of errands and stuff." Now in reality the true pick up artist could have sat home all day jacking off 33 times. But he's painting a picture in this girl's mind that he's very busy and always has something to do. He also is very vague about what exactly he did. Notice how the true pick up artist doesn't explain where he ran his errands. That creates mystery. Girls are very jealous people. They will think that somewhere along your errand trail you might have been with another girl. What does this do? It makes them work harder for your attention and makes it that much easier for you to score. Think about that. You can sit at home and beat the meat all day and actually have a better chance of getting pu$$y. 
2.) Phone Skills- A true pick up artist also stays on the phone for a very brief amount of time for 3 reasons.
a) The less time on the phone means the more mystery there is about you.
b) It prevents you from fucking up and saying something stupid if you only talk for 3 or 4 minutes.
c) It makes her think you're busy.
Along with keeping the phone conversation short, you should always end the conversation first. This shows her your not needy and have other things to do. She'll think your talking to other girls.
3.) Dates are for AFC's- NO FUCKIN' DATES!!! You don't pick up a girl, buy her flowers and pay for her dinner on a first date. You meet her at the beach and walk around or you meet her at a coffee house and talk. She pays for her shit, you pay for yours. Think of this smokin' hot girl just like your best friend. The only difference is she has a really nice pair of juggs and jell-o ass . Just like phone conversations, you keep the dates short. Coffee should last about 40-45 minutes. If you ever wonder how long you a get together with a girl should be, use common sense. If you went out with your buddy to get coffee, you probably wouldn't be there for more than 30-40 minutes. Unless you're one of those gothic people who bring their guitar and hang out at the coffee shop for 3 hours. Now once you guys have started fuckin' like chimps on Xstacy then you can get a little bit more flashy with your get togethers.
4.) Keep phone calls at a 3:1 ratio- I never ever call girls until they have called me 2 or 3 times. I'm not talking about calling a girl back. If a girl calls you, you should call her back. I'm talking about initiating the phone conversation. If she bitches and says, I always call you etc. then you're doing good!!! 
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Written by Sauce-Head
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Friday, 19 June 2009 02:02 |
Pick-up Artist Lesson #5: More Rules of "The Game"
Once you've mastered the art of walking up to a girl and getting her number, there's a whole different chapter on the rules from there on out. Such as when to call, what to say etc. So let me discuss these rules a tad bit.
When to Call- Only call girls Sunday-Wednesday. Why?? Because they are more likely to be available during these times of the week. By Thursday, girls usually have plans for that night and the rest of the weekend. Now during the summer I realize these rules are a little different because schools out, etc. But during the summer most people work, so stick to only calling Sunday-Wednesday.
What to say- When you call a girl, small talk for a minute or two and then lead into a get together. Don't sit there like her bitch and listen to her problems and then ask her to hang out. Remember you're a man, not a wuss, you have better things to do. So after you small talk immediately ask for a get together. You do this by first asking her what her schedule is like for the week. She'll say I work this day until XX:XX time and this day I have school. So just pick a time after that, simple, she can't say no or lie to you. If she says she can't then you find out she was not interested right away instead of wasting months and months "hanging out" as friends...
What if she doesn't answer?- Well this is where technology comes to your aid. The first thing you should do before you call a girl is put your caller id block on. This gives you a free phone call!!!! Its a win-win situation. If she answers then you can talk, if she doesn't then she'll never know who called her. Which leads me to my next point. DO NOT LEAVE A MESSAGE!! Until you've made the first contact with a girl on the phone don't leave a message. Because you're still a stranger to her and even if she's interested, she won't call you back(dumb chick logic).
3's the Charm-3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3!!! Why in the fuck am I typing 3 over and over again?? Because if you only learn one thing from this thread about phone calls it should be this number. That's the MAXIMUM number of times you should call a girl when your trying to make the initial contact with her. Here are the rules for this:
1st phone call-caller id block on, if she doesn't answer DO NOT LEAVE A MESSAGE. Why? Because it’s a free-phone call, she'll never know who called...dirty little trick
2nd phone call-caller id block on again, if she doesn't answer DO NOT LEAVE A MESSAGE. Now the timing on the second phone call can be anywhere from a hour or two from the first one or a day later. Because remember she doesn't know who called the first time.
3rd phone call-You put unlock the caller id. If she doesn't answer, leave a message. Your message should say something cocky/funny. For example: "(girl's name), it's Sauce-head, you can finally put on a clean diaper because your master has called you". Now I know some of you are saying, "how cheesy" or "that won't make her call you back." Well if you don't sell it right then it won't. That's why I mentioned your voice tone earlier. Trust me, you say this right and sell it to her, she'll call you back within a hour or two.
However, it should NEVER get to the point where you have to call her 2 or 3 times, because if you used your PUA skills and laid down the cocky/funny, she will answer her phone all day because she's been waiting for your call. Which leads me to my next point.
Jumping off the Mountain when you're on Top!!-WTF does that mean? Remember when I said to always end EVERYTHING first? Well make sure you end it when it's at its peak!!! If you're on the phone with a girl and you're making her laugh and giggle, she's obviously enjoying the conversation. Well end it there!!!! Because when you guys get off the phone, she'll be thinking about you the rest of the day. Same goes for get-togethers, make them want more. This is actually the rule I use when I'm hooking up too. Just think of it this way. Take 2 steps back and she'll pull you 1,000 steps forward
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